secret service

Some say that, at their conventions, our Secret Service agents still uncover Victoria’s secrets.

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job hunting

Nowadays you have your work cut out for you just to find work you’re not cut out for.

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healing time

Time is a great healer. Unless you’re being billed by a lawyer.

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fortune-telling

I went to a fortune-teller who told me she didn’t know how much longer she’d be in business.

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omelet

My omelet tasted like the one somebody tried to make without breaking eggs.

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dead heat

It’s sometimes a dead heat among those closest to catching their death.

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refrigerator degrees

I don’t know how many degrees it is inside our refrigerator. But there’s stuff stuck on the outside of it to the nth degree.

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