big spenders

The trouble with a lot of big spenders is that they’re not using their own money.

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feather ruffling

You never know when ruffling a few feathers might save you from getting knocked over by them.

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mind reading

All you need, in order to read some people’s minds, is reading glasses.

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jump ship

My ship came in. But everything on it jumped ship before it got here.

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driven

They hired a guy who said he was driven. But they couldn’t get much mileage out of him.

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mighty pen

The pen is mightier than the sword. But only if it squirts poisoned  ink.

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investing

When investing, it’s best to remember that money doesn’t grow on trees before going too far out on a limb.

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