find everything?

They asked at the store if I found everything I was looking for. Everything but my bearings.

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making faces

It’s not nice to make faces at people. But sometimes it’s the only way to get the egg off.

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universe central

Being the center of the universe is okay. Being DEAD center, not so good.

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trash talk

Trash talk often pins the rap on something.

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holding water

A professional opinion doesn’t always hold water. Unless it’s a urologist’s.

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nine ways

Nothing worse than wanting to do something nine ways from Sunday and the next day you lose count.

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secrecy accusation

When you’re accused of hiding things, it’s not good for your agenda to be holed up somewhere.

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