pot and kettle

It’s the pot calling the kettle black. He’s high on weed when he insults her kitchen.

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unfinished

What we’re able to do never catches up with all that needs to be done.

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catching wind

You hope not to catch wind of that which has just been broken.

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my gambling

For my part, gamblng’s always been more than one “ing.” ┬áIt’s how I keep getting nothing for something.

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soul selling

Don’t know where you can sell your soul, but I’ll just guess. To get the most for it, try running for Congress.

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groucho

The best about one groucho that we know – he spreads good cheer wherever he doesn’t go.

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congressional charisma

Congressional charisma, I think you’ll agree, is somewhere between an apprentice poll analyst and a tree.

 

 

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