Some say that, at their conventions, our Secret Service agents still uncover Victoria’s secrets.
Nowadays you have your work cut out for you just to find work you’re not cut out for.
Time is a great healer. Unless you’re being billed by a lawyer.
I went to a fortune-teller who told me she didn’t know how much longer she’d be in business.
My omelet tasted like the one somebody tried to make without breaking eggs.
It’s sometimes a dead heat among those closest to catching their death.
I don’t know how many degrees it is inside our refrigerator. But there’s stuff stuck on the outside of it to the nth degree.