no tennis

My doctor says I shouldn’t play tennis. He’s my partner in doubles.

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thought lost

That some people could get lost in thought is wishful thinking.

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cheek turn

One reason to turn the other cheek is to show laughter on the other side of your face.

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water test

If you test the water, be able to swim.

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tail sticker

The tail sticker on the airplane in front of ours said “How’s my flying?”

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green apples

In some fast-food restaurants, I’m as sure of what the food will do to me as I am that God made little green apples.

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head or tail

Sometimes you can’t make head or tail of what you’re eating. Even though both ends are in it.

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