Don’t you hate it when someone asks if you want fresh-ground pepper on your crow?
Ever get the feeling the “job creators” are falling down on the job?
What’s worse than losing your head just as you were about to find out what would fall on deaf ears?
Make note: You can’t help breathing a sigh of relief whenever someone lets go of your throat.
If you never know where your next dollar is coming from, it’s probably because the buck stops at you.
Question the seal of approval, I suppose, when the approver chose to stamp the seal on the end of your nose.