They say they’re building high-rises so high in some cities that the elevators show movies.
Our air pollution is as common as my artificial respiration.
Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.
We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.
I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,
I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.
You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.
As soon as a bunch of politicians occupy the White House they start using the Dolly Parton tactic of trying to put the best front on everything.
I’ve lived long enough for my turnpike arteries to become alleys.