It’s worrisome when you forget a household name. It’s more worrisome when you forget every name in your household.
If you bet the farm, you can use cow chips.
The good thing about being up the creek is that they can’t cut you off at the pass.
The whys and wherefores? Wherefore: so you can be on the brink. Why: so you can be pushed over it.
The customer is always right. And the sales clerk will always be right with you.
Being dropped off by an airplane isn’t always a good down-to-earth move.