no nothing

There is nothing but something.

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equal courtesy

All things being equal, courtesy treats them as such.

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poor taste

I can lick anything standing in the way of my reducing diet. But then my tongue gets sore.

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surviving disgrace

Nothing survives disgrace better than money.

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funny money

Every day, some Americans print a quarter of a million dollars in funny money. Who’s not laughing are those who get stuck with it.

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splinter groups

There are a lot of political splinter groups. Or maybe not splinters – flakes.

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brassy

Not everyone who has a lot of brass is especially polished.

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