pride before fall

Pride goes before a fall. I was proud of my hair before it fell out.

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friendly imagination

My imagination is user friendly. When I don’t want to admit insomnia, I can be up all night with a sick imaginary friend.

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like a brewery

A lot of people who drink like a fish wish they’d smell fishy.

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normal divorce

Some people get divorced just so other people will think they’re normal.

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state of affairs

The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.

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wind and leaves

Wind where there’s fig leaves can blow your cover.

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working congress

Let’s hope sexual congress is one congress that works.

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