fridge

Our refrigerator door is full of stuck-on notes, pictures, cartoons etc. that a sign in its center says “No Vacancy.”

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talk or text

If they’re not talking your head off, they’re texting your eyes out.

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hat communication

People no longer talk through their hat. They text through it.

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idea delivery

If you can’t wait to give birth to an idea, go to a brain surgeon and have it Caesarean.

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hole in one

The neighbor kid hit a hole in one today. The hole was in one of my windows.

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train of thought

In a normal train of thought, what I’m thinking now would be the caboose.

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creative juices

Instead of flowing, the creative juices sometimes ebb.

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