single purpose

The single purpose so often is to marry.

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going twice

When you go on an airliner, you’re in the ideal place to go on a diet.

 

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beholding beauty

Beauty being in the eye of the beholder,  you wonder why people usually kiss their lovers with their eyes closed.

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okay heart

My heart’s okay. It’s my wallet that needs a pacemaker.

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dinner disagreement

If a dinner disagrees with my wife, I sure admire its courage.

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wasting away

When you’re wasting away, you wish something would stand in your way.

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conceited squirts

Conceit makes squirts/ with no college/ think that they’re/ founts of knowledge.

 

 

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