forgetting names

It’s worrisome when you forget a household name. It’s more worrisome when you forget every name in your household.

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bet the farm

If you bet the farm, you can use cow chips.

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up the creek

The good thing about being up the creek is that they can’t cut you off at the pass.

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head covering

Some bury their head in the sand to avoid facing that they’re in over their head,

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whys and wherefores

The whys and wherefores? Wherefore: so you can be on the brink. Why: so you can be pushed over it.

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always right

The customer is always right. And the sales clerk will always be right with you.

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dropped off

Being dropped off by an airplane isn’t always a good down-to-earth move.

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