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odd

What are the odds that you’d be at odds with the odds-maker?

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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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two words

The shopping mall

in two words is –

Firt word “screaming,”

Second word “kids.”

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ink debut

Swan-song tattoo

on his last blank skin.

Final ink debut

on his dimpled chin.

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miss a pair

Old and bald,

I miss a pair:

Being young,

with chartreuse hair.

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after you

“After you.”

Workmate behind,

who has your back,

with knife aligned.

 

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death or taxes

If it isn’t

death or taxes,

it sure has

attractive lackses.

 

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