set in motion

“I set him in motion. Made him drop dead.”

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best place

Heaven: all of the above

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bird feed

Some people in Finland eat like a bird. That’s where they grind insects into powder and mix it with flour for bread.

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God’s word

God might answer more of our prayers if He could get a word in edgewise.

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beholder’s eye

Another thing in the eye of the beholder is his own long nose.

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fame thrust

Some who feel fame has been thrust upon them are the ones who – when there’s a flash of lightning – say “Please, no pictures.” They call Dial-A-Prayer and say “Any messages?”

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decide time

Not doing one thing can give you more time to decide not to do something else.

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