You reach an age at which you’re most nostalgic for when you could remember things.
I had sort of a sixth sense about the one twelve-point healing program that would put me in seventh heaven.
Pride goes before a fall. I was proud of my hair before it fell out.
My imagination is user friendly. When I don’t want to admit insomnia, I can be up all night with a sick imaginary friend.
A lot of people who drink like a fish wish they’d smell fishy.
Some people get divorced just so other people will think they’re normal.
The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.