formal visits

The neighbors’ dogs never make formal visits. Just leave their calling cards on our lawn.

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tech no logic

To me, techno isn’t logical. I need an instruction manual to change a light bulb.

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no kaput

Childishness may get moldy with age. But it never completely kaputs.

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head and neck

It’s often on your head because you stuck your neck out.

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crown cost

Maybe your dentist calls it a crown because it costs you as much as one a king wears.

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blue moon example

I just experienced an example of “once in a blue moon.” The bill matched the estimate.

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word delete

Ever wonder how football sportscasters would announce a game if they couldn’t use the word “job”?

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attention withholding

When faced with a champion attention withholder, try finding a cure for the common cold shoulder.

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non-alcoholic

Too fond of  alcohol. Why be vague? I quit drinking before I got the Bourbonic Plague.

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modern engineer

An engineer today

Is anyone who may

Find bitty buttons and their holes on his shirt

And be able to button away.

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