din-din acupuncture

I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.

hammer hold

No acupuncturist should be holding a hammer.

a stab

Ever feel like taking a stab at acupuncture?

no return

When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.

extra needles

One patient was so serious that the acupuncturist stuck extra needles in his funny bone.

acupuncture

Some who get acupuncture have a jag on.

classic delusion

Classic delusion of grandeur: the acupuncturist who took up bullfighting.

acupuncturist

The one to get the job done right with the voodoo doll is an acupuncturist.