Tag Archives: acupuncture

din-din acupuncture

I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.

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hammer hold

No acupuncturist should be holding a hammer.

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a stab

Ever feel like taking a stab at acupuncture?

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no return

When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.

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extra needles

One patient was so serious that the acupuncturist stuck extra needles in his funny bone.

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acupuncture

Some who get acupuncture have a jag on.

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classic delusion

Classic delusion of grandeur: the acupuncturist who took up bullfighting.

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acupuncturist

The one to get the job done right with the voodoo doll is an acupuncturist.

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