Tag Archives: age

eye gleam

We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.

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shortcut

You reach the age when a shortcut is bypass surgery.

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no kaput

Childishness may get moldy with age. But it never completely kaputs.

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take me for

The good news is that people guessing my age take me for less than I am. The bad news is that people playing poker with me take me for more than I have.

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lost ability

Men reach an age at which most lose the ability to be hairbrained.

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acting and holding

How you act your age can depend on how you hold your liquor.

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foggiest notion

I’ve reached the age when I DO have the foggiest notion. In fact, many of them.

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no natural

I’ve given up natural food. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.

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clock reverse

You reach an age at which you wish you could turn the clock back to round or square one.

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call it a (birth)day

You reach an age when you wouldn’t mind going cold turkey on birthdays.

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