We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.
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You reach the age when a shortcut is bypass surgery.
Childishness may get moldy with age. But it never completely kaputs.
The good news is that people guessing my age take me for less than I am. The bad news is that people playing poker with me take me for more than I have.
Men reach an age at which most lose the ability to be hairbrained.
How you act your age can depend on how you hold your liquor.
I’ve reached the age when I DO have the foggiest notion. In fact, many of them.
I’ve given up natural food. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.
You reach an age at which you wish you could turn the clock back to round or square one.
You reach an age when you wouldn’t mind going cold turkey on birthdays.