Tag Archives: air

air pollution

Our air pollution is as common as my artificial respiration.

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holding nature

Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.

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flying relationship

Ever been a passenger when it feels like the relationship between the plane and the air is on the rocks?

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greenhouse effect

A lot of convention halls have the greenhouse effect. People are trapped in them with hot air..

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artificial respiration

As long as it doesn’t kill me, a heart attack might be helpful. Artificial respiration would be an improvement on the air pollution where I live.

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worst air

Our area was just named one of the most air-polluted in the U.S. We already knew that. You meet a friend eating an ice cream cone and think: is that chocolate or just look like it is?

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castles

Some people could never build castles in the air. They’re afraid of heights.

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half dead

People say they’re “half dead.” Can they breathe out, but not in?

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lifeguard chair

On back of lifeguard’s chair at the beach: Air Temperature, Water Temperature, Wave Heights, Oil-to-Water Ratio

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no great shakes

Anyone who describes air travel as “no great shakes” never hit turbulence.

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