Tag Archives: airliner

same wavelength

You hope your airliner isn’t on the same wavelength as the paper airplane the kid is flying up and down its center aisle.

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plane seats

Why not have passengers play musical chairs in the terminal to decide who gets which seats on the airliner?

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ups and downs

We all have our ups and downs. Ever get the feeling the airliner you were on had the hiccups?

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going twice

When you go on an airliner, you’re in the ideal place to go on a diet.

 

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air time

From time to time, some lucky airliner will be on time.

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seat next to you

The heavyset guy who’s supposed to only be in the seat next to you on the airliner gives new meaning to “spaced out.”

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airliner snacks

Who wants to buy snacks on an airliner? After all that airport hassle, the only thing I want to chew is nails.

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