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flight of fancy

Flight of fancy: One in which you dream that, instead of a bag of peanuts, the airline will serve you pie in the sky.

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same wavelength

You hope your airliner isn’t on the same wavelength as the paper airplane the kid is flying up and down its center aisle.

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timely arrival

You’ve arrived at the airport on time when it’s three hours before the plane’s scheduled takeoff. Which is then cancelled.

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no great shakes

Anyone who describes air travel as “no great shakes” never hit turbulence.

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