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on the fly

Air terminals are where you think on your feet, “Will I ever be on the fly?”

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frequent opposite

The opposite of frequent-flyer miles are the no-flyer miles you use to stay as far away from airplanes as you can.

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dropped off

Being dropped off by an airplane isn’t always a good down-to-earth move.

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tail sticker

The tail sticker on the airplane in front of ours said “How’s my flying?”

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hit ground running

I hit the ground running. Which surprised me because we were landing and i expected to still be inside the airplane.

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survival of fittest

You’ve heard of “survival of the fittest”? Apparently, “the fittest” on an airplane is a black box.

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Edward Snowden

We ALL feel like Edward Snowden: We could be safe in an airport. We could be killed in an airplane.

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turbulence

They told us on the airliner that we may experience discomfort due to turbulence, but that we should “just shake it off.”

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project statement

You get the idea the boss might change the direction of your project statement when  he makes a paper airplane out of it.

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repetitive motion

Cross your fingers that a job-related repetitive-motion injury for air-traffic controllers isn’t from tossing and turning in their sleep.

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