Tag Archives: Americans

our name

Let all Americans hope that all that our name implies is not in name only.

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saving face

Americans move to other countries and worry about saving face there. Crazy as some of this world is, I might worry about saving the rest of me there as well.

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less driving?

Those who count average miles driven say Americans are driving less. Whatever. The traffic I’m in still makes me refer to my vehicle as a stationary wagon.

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yoga stress relief

Many of the 20 million Americans doing yoga say they bend to relieve stress. What they bend most is our ears about it.

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window shopping

I see why stressed Americans cope by window shopping. I always feel better after buying a window.

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McDonald’s foreign policy

There’s a reason McDonald’s pays its Australian workers about twice as much as its American ones. Without the big bucks, Matilda won’t waltz.

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more money

One-third of Americans say they want to earn significantly more money. The rest say just HAVING significantly more would be good enough.

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