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act of God

An act of God is the making of little green apples.

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apple roll

It might help if some of those apples that don’t fall far from the tree would be on a roll.

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fruit problem

You’d probably be the apple of my eye, if my view wouldn’t be blocked by a watermelon.

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green apples

In some fast-food restaurants, I’m as sure of what the food will do to me as I am that God made little green apples.

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apple liking

Just when you thought your late billionaire uncle wasn’t going to leave you anything in his will, his lawyer hands you a fruit basket and says your uncle wanted him to ask you how do you like them apples.

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inadequate apple

Delay, delay, the inevitable day when an apple won’t keep the doctor away.

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