Tag Archives: arthritis

button button

The shrinking size of ¬†buttons and buttonholes in new clothing is in direct proportion to the worsening of arthritis in seniors’ fingers.

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up & go

I used to have get-up-and-go. Now, with arthritis, it’s get-up-and-oh!

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dental office hurts

You reach an age at which the dentist working on you isn’t what hurts. What hurts is trying to get out of the chair when he’s done.

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a select body

Arthritis picked my body to hold a set-in.

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pulling trouble

I found out why I have trouble pulling out all stops. There’s arthritis in my puller.

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natural bent

You reach the age when your natural bent is your posture.

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