Tag Archives: asking

wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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it’s the its

Some people ask for it for the hell of it, then don’t know whether to eat it or rub it on.

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ask about shredding

The time to ask about shredding services is when the evidence is all in one piece.

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progressive thought

When you’re a progressive thinker, people ask where do you think you’re going.

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fresh ground

Don’t you hate it when someone asks if you want fresh-ground pepper on your crow?

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question be

Could the question be: Is this question beside the question?

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mind crossing

Some people are so lazy that, if a thought crossed their mind, they’d ask it: “Is this trip necessary?”

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