Tag Archives: avoidance

morning regrets

When there are things you’ll regret in the morning, leave a wake-up call for noon.

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hammer hold

No acupuncturist should be holding a hammer.

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frequent opposite

The opposite of frequent-flyer miles are the no-flyer miles you use to stay as far away from airplanes as you can.

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corrupt offshoring

Offshoring companies of corruption smacks when they don’t pay any U.S. tax.

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bounce and stretch

To avoid doing a stretch, don’t pass a rubber check.

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living forever

Maybe the way to live forever is keep holding onto something you wouldn’t be caught dead with.

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feather ruffling

You never know when ruffling a few feathers might save you from getting knocked over by them.

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