Tag Archives: behind

after you

“After you.”

Workmate behind,

who has your back,

with knife aligned.

 

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left behind

Some don’t mind being left behind. They ┬ácan see whose back makes the best target.

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time and energy

As to time and energy, you reach an age when you’re behind the times and below the energy.

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behind and between

You can be dry behind the ears…and between them.

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behind the wheel

When you can’t squeeze your body behind the steering wheel is when it’s time to walk.

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derma bon voyaging

A butcher suffered derma bon voyaging. Backed into a slicer and got behind in his packaging.

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horse standings

You hold your horses, standing in front of them. I’ll hold my nose, standing behind them.

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