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parton tactic

As soon as a bunch of politicians occupy the White House they start using the Dolly Parton tactic of trying to put the best front on everything.

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give up

The best thing I ever gave up was giving up.

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stay put

About the best way to stay put is look forward to being backward.

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best place

Heaven: all of the above

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earth recipe

Ever wonder which earthworm has the best recipe for mud pies?

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abstinence

Abstinence doesn’t infer gradation. Yet it’s best applied in moderation.

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best for pain

Sometimes the best thing for pain is a taste of your own medicine.

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career move

It was a career move. He went from the toast of the office to toast.

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prize lawmaker

The lawmaker who represents us is the one who wins the prize. You couldn’t find anyone better at pulling the bull right over your eyes.

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multiples

The best part about being a multiple personality is that it’d take a bunch of identity thefts to get all of you.

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