Tag Archives: body

turnpike

I’ve lived long enough for my turnpike arteries to become alleys.

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unique solution

I didn’t know what to do with myself. Then I got cloned.

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head and neck

It’s often on your head because you stuck your neck out.

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attention withholding

When faced with a champion attention withholder, try finding a cure for the common cold shoulder.

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face-off

In many a face-off one side loses face.

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loud action

Actions speak louder than words. Such as biting your tongue.

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bad company

When in bad company, don’t bat an eye.

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whose door

Before you get your foot in the door, make sure it isn’t death’s.

 

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tickled to death

Most of us are tickled to death to giggle.

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chip location

The chip off the old block sometimes ends up on a shoulder.

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