Tag Archives: body

ink debut

Swan-song tattoo

on his last blank skin.

Final ink debut

on his dimpled chin.

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apple eye

The apple of my eye is usually in  pie.

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hourglass figure

You can figure about an hourglass figure that it’s only a matter of time.

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less fond

The more some kids are absent from school the less fond their heart grows of it.

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soup to nuts

Everything from soup to nuts, including stomach ulcers.

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custody loss

The surgeon told me to think of it as losing a custody battle for my gall bladder.

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whiplash

You get whiplash from a sudden jerk.  And the jerk who’s driving.

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