apple eye

The apple of my eye is usually in  pie.

hourglass figure

You can figure about an hourglass figure that it’s only a matter of time.

less fond

The more some kids are absent from school the less fond their heart grows of it.

soup to nuts

Everything from soup to nuts, including stomach ulcers.

custody loss

The surgeon told me to think of it as losing a custody battle for my gall bladder.

whiplash

You get whiplash from a sudden jerk.  And the jerk who’s driving.

clear sight

After cataract surgery, you can see lousy TV clearer.