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really broke

You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.

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restrain yourself

Don’t get carried away. The gods smile on us with faces only a mother could love.

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weight carrier

Look busy at the office by lugging a lot of meaningless paperwork everywhere. This way you carry a lot of weight there by carrying a lot of weight there.

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vacations

Because he doesn’t have to carry anything, the family dog is the only one who gets a restful vacation.

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