really broke

You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.

restrain yourself

Don’t get carried away. The gods smile on us with faces only a mother could love.

weight carrier

Look busy at the office by lugging a lot of meaningless paperwork everywhere. This way you carry a lot of weight there by carrying a lot of weight there.

vacations

Because he doesn’t have to carry anything, the family dog is the only one who gets a restful vacation.