Tag Archives: cars

traffic safety

There’s safety in numbers. You’re safe if the number of cars on the road with yours is zero.

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crash course

The time to worry in your car is when the backseat driver took a crash course.

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fresh start

To get a fresh start, carry a spare tire.

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sports-car nut

A sports-car nut is not complete till his bathroom has a bucket seat.

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ground holding

I’m holding my ground. The cops put a boot on one of my wheels.

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avoiding squirts

Security rests on how busy you are. Dogs can’t pee on a moving car.

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less driving?

Those who count average miles driven say Americans are driving less. Whatever. The traffic I’m in still makes me refer to my vehicle as a stationary wagon.

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