There’s safety in numbers. You’re safe if the number of cars on the road with yours is zero.
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The time to worry in your car is when the backseat driver took a crash course.
A sports-car nut is not complete till his bathroom has a bucket seat.
I’m holding my ground. The cops put a boot on one of my wheels.
Security rests on how busy you are. Dogs can’t pee on a moving car.
Those who count average miles driven say Americans are driving less. Whatever. The traffic I’m in still makes me refer to my vehicle as a stationary wagon.