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odd

What are the odds that you’d be at odds with the odds-maker?

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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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after you

“After you.”

Workmate behind,

who has your back,

with knife aligned.

 

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death or taxes

If it isn’t

death or taxes,

it sure has

attractive lackses.

 

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morning regrets

When there are things you’ll regret in the morning, leave a wake-up call for noon.

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left behind

Some don’t mind being left behind. They  can see whose back makes the best target.

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right and wrong

Maybe the only thing that’s right is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

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