Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.
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We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.
I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,
I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.
As soon as a bunch of politicians occupy the White House they start using the Dolly Parton tactic of trying to put the best front on everything.
Flight of fancy: One in which you dream that, instead of a bag of peanuts, the airline will serve you pie in the sky.
“Oh, just knocking around,” said one stray shopping cart to another in the parking lot.
What some people can cook up in no time is excuses.
I didn’t know what to do with myself. Then I got cloned.
It’s often on your head because you stuck your neck out.