Tag Archives: catchphrases

holding nature

Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.

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eye gleam

We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.

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doorstep trouble

I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,

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din-din acupuncture

I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.

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parton tactic

As soon as a bunch of politicians occupy the White House they start using the Dolly Parton tactic of trying to put the best front on everything.

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flight of fancy

Flight of fancy: One in which you dream that, instead of a bag of peanuts, the airline will serve you pie in the sky.

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knocking around

“Oh, just knocking around,” said one stray shopping cart to another in the parking lot.

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cook up

What some people can cook up in no time is excuses.

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unique solution

I didn’t know what to do with myself. Then I got cloned.

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head and neck

It’s often on your head because you stuck your neck out.

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