Tag Archives: clothes

warm attire

It gets warm enough to wear shorts. Or pants long enough for anything below the hips to be a hole.

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missing out

If you’re all dressed up but have no place to go, you miss a chance to fly by the seat of your pants.

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fit no fit

We sometimes have a fit because our clothes no longer do.

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ants pants

Nothing gives you ants in your pants like ants in your pants.

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uncool daddy

Daddy might wear something/that is so uncool. But you’re not gonna knock it. Why? Your allowance is in its pocket. And you are no dumb guy.

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pants

The sign at the restaurant door said: “No shirt, no shoes, thank God for pants.”

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coat rack

Believe it or not, the coat rack in the acupuncturist’s waiting room was a large cactus.

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