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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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first sight

Dislike at first sight is not a crime. And you must admit it does save time.

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whose opportunity?

Sometimes when opportunity knocks and you answer, it’s an opportunity for the home invader.

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witness protection

For the witness-protection program, you don’t have to abandon your real identity. Somebody’ll steal it.

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white-collar crime

For genuine white-collar crime, you need Tide.

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scissors run

Never run with scissors. Unless you’re jogging in a high-crime area.

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slice of life

It was on a city street that the guy with a knife told me I could call this a slice of life – the one where you give him your money or he slices the life out of you.

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