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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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second best

If there’s a second-best-if-used-by date, I think I’m past it.

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