Tag Archives: death

death or taxes

If it isn’t

death or taxes,

it sure has

attractive lackses.

 

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state lying

Some politicians end up lying in state after a lifetime of lying TO it.

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full-bodied

Another thing that often has that full-bodied look is a coffin.

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hunting ground

Unhappy is being sent to the Happy Hunting Ground and finding out you’re only there to mow.

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fearing death

As you become less morbid, your fear of death gradually dies away.

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two sure things

It’s true about the only two sure things. You answer the knock at death’s door and it’s the tax collector.

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belonging to mystery

Both belong to the mystery. You can tell them apart. Surviving becomes a habit. Dying can be an art.

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