Tag Archives: death

whose door

Before you get your foot in the door, make sure it isn’t death’s.

 

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tickled to death

Most of us are tickled to death to giggle.

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standing heat

If you can’t stand the heat, maybe you better not die.

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funereal accomplishment

Many funeral directors are accomplished in all undertakings.

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death or taxes

If it isn’t

death or taxes,

it sure has

attractive lackses.

 

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state lying

Some politicians end up lying in state after a lifetime of lying TO it.

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full-bodied

Another thing that often has that full-bodied look is a coffin.

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