Tag Archives: diseases

boss humor

The boss had a sense of humor. In fact, several of his staffers were diagnosed with bossjokeitis.

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allergist fees

Allergists command fees at which you can’t sneeze.

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up & go

I used to have get-up-and-go. Now, with arthritis, it’s get-up-and-oh!

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cheap disease

Who knew diseases could be so nickle-and-dime? I only ever got one measle at a time.

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sweet revenge

Revenge is sweetest when you’re not diabetic.

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nervous and jerky

Talk about nervous and jerky. One hummingbird had St. Vitus’ dance.

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ultimate etiquette

The ultimate etiquette is a card, acknowledging receipt of symptoms from a disease carrier.

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a select body

Arthritis picked my body to hold a set-in.

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pulling trouble

I found out why I have trouble pulling out all stops. There’s arthritis in my puller.

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shaping up

I shaped up. All my sore joints became swollen.

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