Tag Archives: dwellings

door to door

Another thing that goes door to door is a forwarding address.

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how hard up

How hard up is our municipality? It charged a genie property tax on his magic lamp.

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unhandy

I could be more handy. Painted myself into the corner of a safe house.

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block watch

Our block watching is as exciting as watching paint dry. Everyone on our block just painted his house.

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dwelling material

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.

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neighborhood

When did neighborhoods become mostly strangerhoods?

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