Tag Archives: face

beholder’s eye

Another thing in the eye of the beholder is his own long nose.

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ink debut

Swan-song tattoo

on his last blank skin.

Final ink debut

on his dimpled chin.

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alternative fact

An alternative fact can be a refuge from a fact you can’t face.

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apple eye

The apple of my eye is usually in  pie.

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face value

What can be taken at face value is the price of makeup.

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small nose

I went to a plastic surgeon. My nose wasn’t big enough to pay through.

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barefaced

Mirrors are why some can’t bear to have their bare face hanging out.

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