Tag Archives: food

luncheon meetings

One reason to forbid any more luncheon meetings is because those who meet don’t eat all their vegetables.

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hot tamale

When they wish to tell you something

like a thing or two,

feed them hot tamale;

they can’t even whisper “Boo!”

 

 

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fat chewing

You can chew the fat best when discussing all meat and no potatoes.

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apple eye

The apple of my eye is usually in  pie.

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soup to nuts

Everything from soup to nuts, including stomach ulcers.

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customized diet

My customized reducing diet lines up with what’s second nature to my personality. But I’m too tempted by what’s my first nature to scarf down.

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soup amount

The over-cautious restaurant is the one that doesn’t give you enough soup for a fly to float in.

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