Tag Archives: food

no natural

I’ve given up natural food. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.

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background and face

A ┬árestaurant’s background music can make its food easier to face.

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neck risk

Garlic can determine whether you risk your neck when someone breathes down it.

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luncheon meetings

One reason to forbid any more luncheon meetings is because those who meet don’t eat all their vegetables.

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hot tamale

When they wish to tell you something

like a thing or two,

feed them hot tamale;

they can’t even whisper “Boo!”

 

 

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fat chewing

You can chew the fat best when discussing all meat and no potatoes.

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apple eye

The apple of my eye is usually in  pie.

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