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doorstep trouble

I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,

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parton tactic

As soon as a bunch of politicians occupy the White House they start using the Dolly Parton tactic of trying to put the best front on everything.

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screening

You have to screen some people’s time looking into one.

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finding self

I’m off to find myself – far or near, front or rear. I might also stop for just a short beer. If I return before I get back, try to keep me here.

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pain, gain

No pain, no gain. So my back must be gaining on my front.

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public apology

One guy halfway wanted his to be a public apology So he apologized in front of surveillance cameras.

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on the lam

First one on the lam is a front runner.

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