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apple eye

The apple of my eye is usually in  pie.

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act of God

An act of God is the making of little green apples.

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not long

Low-hanging fruit doesn’t hang around long.

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apple roll

It might help if some of those apples that don’t fall far from the tree would be on a roll.

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fruit problem

You’d probably be the apple of my eye, if my view wouldn’t be blocked by a watermelon.

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monkey wrench

What could be more fun than throwing a monkey wrench into a barrel of bananas?

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another bite

My dentist says I’m in shape for another bite at the apple….as long as it’s rotten.

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