An act of God is the making of little green apples.
Tag Archives: God
Atheists probably wouldn’t know God from Adam.
The sign at the restaurant door said: “No shirt, no shoes, thank God for pants.”
God never made an elbow that isn’t to be sneezed at.
I try not to put too fine a point on anything. Like God did on my nose.
God can give you eyesight so shoddy that you can date anybody.
In some fast-food restaurants, I’m as sure of what the food will do to me as I am that God made little green apples.