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act of God

An act of God is the making of little green apples.

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God and Adam

Atheists probably wouldn’t know God from Adam.

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pants

The sign at the restaurant door said: “No shirt, no shoes, thank God for pants.”

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noses and elbows

God never made an elbow that isn’t to be sneezed at.

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point too fine

I try not to put too fine a point on anything. Like God did on my nose.

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poor eyesight

God can give you eyesight so shoddy that you can date anybody.

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green apples

In some fast-food restaurants, I’m as sure of what the food will do to me as I am that God made little green apples.

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