Tag Archives: hair

miss a pair

Old and bald,

I miss a pair:

Being young,

with chartreuse hair.

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different hair

Changing your hair is so fashionable that wearing it natural is unnatural.

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about face

Today’s about face is too often about beards. 12/16

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rainbow chasing

Many young people never have to chase a rainbow. They have all its colors in their hair.

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whole combover

I remember when my combover could go the whole way over.

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halfway hair

You know you’re getting really older when your combover only makes it halfway over.

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tonic

It’s MY brainstorm, and don’t bother telling me to drop dead: fluoridated hair tonic for folks with ┬áholes in their head.

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