Tag Archives: head

hard knocks

The school of hard knocks is where the teacher who’s driving home a lesson hits you head-on.

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Quips

head hanging

Quite a few politicians have to hang their head. It’s the weight of the rocks.

1 Comment

Filed under Quips

miss a pair

Old and bald,

I miss a pair:

Being young,

with chartreuse hair.

Leave a comment

Filed under Quips

office gossipers

A lot of office gossipers are up to their ears in keyholes.

Leave a comment

Filed under Quips

brain pick

You couldn’t pick some people’s brain without striking a vain.

Leave a comment

Filed under Quips

jet brain

Jet lag is when your brain could get charged with loitering.

Leave a comment

Filed under Quips

about face

Today’s about face is too often about beards. 12/16

Leave a comment

Filed under Quips