Tag Archives: health

bad blood

There’s bad blood between my good cholesterol and my bad cholesterol.

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health and wealth

Health isn’t wealth. With the cost of our medical care, it’s the other way around.

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staying social

You reach an age at which you  go to so many doctors who advise to stay social that the only people you have time enough to do that with are in their waiting rooms.

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holding breadth

My doctor told me, “Don’t hold your breadth.”

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okay heart

My heart’s okay. It’s my wallet that needs a pacemaker.

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getting a bug

If you’re going to come down with a bug, try to get it when it’s on its last legs.

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doctor will see

The doctor will see whoever has his fee.

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