Tag Archives: heart

shortcut

You reach the age when a shortcut is bypass surgery.

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gold and silver

The heart of gold and the silver spoon are often strangers.

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less fond

The more some kids are absent from school the less fond their heart grows of it.

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body to science

You leave your body to science when you’re on your last legs and have one foot in the grave because it does your heart good.

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okay heart

My heart’s okay. It’s my wallet that needs a pacemaker.

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by heart

The best thing to learn by heart is the best way to keep it beating.

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skepticism

Skepticism is knowing when your halfheartedness is in the right place.

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home and heart

If home is where the heart is, you have a change of heart every time you move.

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art and irony

At the heart of art is irony.

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artificial respiration

As long as it doesn’t kill me, a heart attack might be helpful. Artificial respiration would be an improvement on the air pollution where I live.

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