Tag Archives: house

doorstep trouble

I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,

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parton tactic

As soon as a bunch of politicians occupy the White House they start using the Dolly Parton tactic of trying to put the best front on everything.

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stone’s throw

Kids shouldn’t live a stone’s throw from glass houses.

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dangerous candidate

None more dangerous than a political candidate as a glass house guest.

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house down

When you bring the house down, more people can afford it.

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house arrest

When under house arrest, the only reason for not eating yourself out of house and home is that prison food is worse.

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highway robbery

It’s highway robbery. They sit with laptops in cars parked in front of your house and freeload on your wireless network.

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lifting a finger

You’re criticized for never lifting a finger around the house. And for always lifting one while driving the car.

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mom’s cooking

Remember what mother used to make? In the house and home you ate her out of?

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window of opportunity

I had a window of opportunity. ¬†And I wanted to get back into my wife’s good graces, so I cleaned it.

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