The height of a political campaign is measured by the depth of the mud.
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It’s MY brainstorm, and don’t bother telling me to drop dead: fluoridated hair tonic for folks with holes in their head.
Know who gets the most slams at a bridge party? The one who isn’t there.
Overheard: “I have the perfect exit strategy for you: Drop dead!”
Overheard among women at bar: “I told him I wasn’t into body language that came in small print.”