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campaign height

The height of  a political campaign is measured by the depth of the mud.

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tonic

It’s MY brainstorm, and don’t bother telling me to drop dead: fluoridated hair tonic for folks with  holes in their head.

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bridge slams

Know who gets the most slams at a bridge party? The one who isn’t there.

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exit strategy

Overheard: “I have the perfect exit strategy for you: Drop dead!”

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body language

Overheard among women at bar: “I told him I wasn’t into body language that came in small print.”

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