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bad move

A bad move? If Paul Revere would have been moving on the horse I bet on, we’d still be under British rule.

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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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putting stock in

Readers don’t put much laughingstock in my jokes.

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playing jokes

Some people play the kind of jokes on you that wipe the smile right off your face.

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joke taking

Ever notice that people who can take a joke can also take revenge?

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math bulb

How many of us – using the new math – does it take to change a light bulb?

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joke butts

Lawyers deserve to be the butt of jokes. No buts about it.

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