Tag Archives: kids

two words

The shopping mall

in two words is –

Firt word “screaming,”

Second word “kids.”

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spelling trouble

Kids learning the alphabet can spell trouble for their parents.

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forbidding wit

To get something done, just use your wit. Merely forbid your kids to ever do it.

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corners

When I was a kid, my parents used to cut corners. But never the one they made me stand in.

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hole in one

The neighbor kid hit a hole in one today. The hole was in one of my windows.

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responsibility

When you’re a farm kid and your father thinks you’re old enough to take responsibility, he gives you your own row to hoe.

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swift growth

Kids grow up so fast. Almost as fast as they drive on part of the journey.

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