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knocking around

“Oh, just knocking around,” said one stray shopping cart to another in the parking lot.

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knocking

If there isn’t a knock on my door there’s one in my car.

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hard knocks

The school of hard knocks is where the teacher who’s driving home a lesson hits you head-on.

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two sure things

It’s true about the only two sure things. You answer the knock at death’s door and it’s the tax collector.

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