Tag Archives: lips

gap closing

The best way to close one gap is button a lip.

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pickle kiss

She’s juicily jubilant, eating her gherkin, and kissing her husband ’cause she hasn’t a napkin.

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study exceptionalism

My study habits are exceptional. While reading, my lips never make a false move.

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kiss, no tell

It’s frustrating. Her lips are sealed. So she can’t tell you what you and she are sealing with a kiss.

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double trouble

It was double trouble: I lost face while someone was reading my lips.

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buttering up

Buttering somebody up can get sort of greasy. But it’s no worse than the shoe polish on your lips.

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