Tag Archives: long

really broke

You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.

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turnpike

I’ve lived long enough for my turnpike arteries to become alleys.

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less man

You know you’re no longer man enough when your Adam’s apple has turned to applesauce.

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argue long loud

The weaker the argument, the louder it is and longer it lasts.

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warm attire

It gets warm enough to wear shorts. Or pants long enough for anything below the hips to be a hole.

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last laugh

Who has the last laugh is often the one who takes longest to “get” the joke.

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beholder’s eye

Another thing in the eye of the beholder is his own long nose.

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built for comfort

You’re built for comfort when, no matter where you are, your legs are long enough to put your feet up.

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not long

Low-hanging fruit doesn’t hang around long.

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time length

The long and short of it is that, in the short term and over the long haul, you get shortchanged.

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