You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.
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I’ve lived long enough for my turnpike arteries to become alleys.
You know you’re no longer man enough when your Adam’s apple has turned to applesauce.
The weaker the argument, the louder it is and longer it lasts.
It gets warm enough to wear shorts. Or pants long enough for anything below the hips to be a hole.
Who has the last laugh is often the one who takes longest to “get” the joke.
Another thing in the eye of the beholder is his own long nose.
You’re built for comfort when, no matter where you are, your legs are long enough to put your feet up.
Low-hanging fruit doesn’t hang around long.
The long and short of it is that, in the short term and over the long haul, you get shortchanged.