Tag Archives: love

wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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ain’t love grand

Ain’t love grand…even when it costs you over a grand?

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love dream

Love makes the dream world go round.

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flirt and love

Many flirt with the idea of loving money.

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romantic recognition

Hard to tell/ twins apart/ ‘les one is/ your sweetheart.

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tax love

It was a timely question. A psychiatrist asked his patient on April 15 about the first time he discovered that he loves to pay taxes.

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restrain yourself

Don’t get carried away. The gods smile on us with faces only a mother could love.

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