Tag Archives: luck

hope crossing

Never give up hope, but don’t bother crossing your fingers.

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double ask

You’re asking for double trouble when you press down on your luck.

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run of luck

As luck would have it, mine ran out.

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string of bad luck

You’ve had a string of bad luck when some teeth come out with your floss.

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hell’s bells

Unlucky? Hell’s bells! I ran into an accident that started out happening to somebody else.

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fight or flight

Fight or flight? My luck never goes against me. It runs out.

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hell on wheels

You hope the wheels you’re hell on aren’t roulette.

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air time

From time to time, some lucky airliner will be on time.

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coin arbitration

The way to prepare for arbitration is toss a coin.

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luck transport

Why is it that whoever is supposed to bring you luck always seems to be coming by horse and buggy?

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