Tag Archives: mail

page numbers

They number the pages of those catalogs you get in the mail so you know which ones you’re never able to get open.

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speed check

Now that you know the speed of a snail, know that your pension check’s in the mail.

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personal recipe

Then there was the explorer being cooked in a pot in the jungle who asked the cannibal: “If I give you her address, would you send my wife the recipe I’m in?”

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postal broke

Who says the post office is broke? Our carrier’s mailbag is a Gucci.

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junk mail

With junk mail every day, why does my mailbox need a flag?

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post office

The post office has cut everything but its boss. The job could be done now by a postmaster corporal.

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