Tag Archives: marriage

double license

Get a marriage license with someone who has a license to print money.

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state of affairs

The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.

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money mouth

One way to put your money where your mouth is is by saying “I do”.

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single purpose

The single purpose so often is to marry.

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revert to type

Married guys who chase other women are said to be reverting to type. ┬áThat’s by return male.

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booze and marriage

The booze and the marriage must xerox. One, then the other, gets on the rocks.

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money argue

Many buy into the argument that marriage is where you pay good money to argue.

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