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bankers’ hours

There are bankers’ hours because time is money.

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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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dollar day

Another day another bottom dollar.

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noses

They look down their nose at we who pay through ours.

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ain’t love grand

Ain’t love grand…even when it costs you over a grand?

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greener pastures

If you find greener pastures, enjoy them before their owner sells them to a developer for a lot of the green stuff.

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money mouth

One way to put your money where your mouth is is by saying “I do”.

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